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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some sad truths about life?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

No go.

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

How come I can't stay sober?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

No way

Why do nearly all of the answers on Quora have “read more” and when I click on it, I get a virus warning every time? Has anyone else had this happen?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?